Dear Pretentious Overrated Local Opera Company*: if you can't be bothered to email me to notify me when your auditions are, you do not have the right to email me when you need donations or to sell tickets (since, without the income said auditions might have provided, I cannot afford to buy tickets or support your pretentious company). Thank you. Love, RM
*whose senile founder has been sucking the dried-up teat of his reputation for the past twenty years, has been taking advantage of the good will of local musicians while treating--and paying--them like crap, and who cannot even be bothered to list the cast or instrumentalists--you know, the people who are actually doing the show--on the website