Sorry, ovaries;
didn't hit baby jackpot.
Maybe next lifetime?
8.
Online dating? -nah:
When one goes trolling online,
one often finds trolls.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Some Bitter Haiku for Valentine's Day (AKA "You're a Pathetic Unlovable Loser Because You're Still Single" Day
Meant PURELY tongue in cheek....no, really....;-P
1.
Longing for Paris,
Settling for a stale croissant....
Story of my life.
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2.
Watching him settle
Seismically into the couch-
The romance is dead.
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3.
Thinking on the men
Whose company I have known-
I prefer my dogs.
--
4.
The next time you say
"Better to have loved and lost...."
I might just kill you.
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5.
The next time you ask,
"But wasn't it worth the pain?"
I'd have to say, no.
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6.
Cupid's feathered darts,
Tipped with a vicious poison,
fatal to the heart.
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