Monday, February 14, 2011

....and, a couple more haiku:

7.
Sorry, ovaries;
didn't hit baby jackpot.
Maybe next lifetime?

8.
Online dating? -nah:
When one goes trolling online,
one often finds trolls.

Some Bitter Haiku for Valentine's Day (AKA "You're a Pathetic Unlovable Loser Because You're Still Single" Day

Meant PURELY tongue in cheek....no, really....;-P


1.

Longing for Paris,

Settling for a stale croissant....

Story of my life.

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2.

Watching him settle

Seismically into the couch-

The romance is dead.

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3.

Thinking on the men

Whose company I have known-

I prefer my dogs.

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4.

The next time you say

"Better to have loved and lost...."

I might just kill you.

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5.

The next time you ask,

"But wasn't it worth the pain?"

I'd have to say, no.

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6.

Cupid's feathered darts,

Tipped with a vicious poison,

fatal to the heart.

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